Spider-Man: Brand New Day (M) – 145 minutes
- Alex First
- 18 minutes ago
- 2 min read
Spider-Man is my favourite superhero.
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Having said that, Brand New Day really tested my patience.
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I felt every bit of its extended running time, and it is too convoluted for its own good.
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Further, time and again, it trawls back through previous instalments of the franchise.
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The subject matter is mind control.Â

Spider-Man (Tom Holland) has all but single handedly been protecting New York City. So much so that major crime in all five boroughs is down.
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But Spidey’s real self, Peter Parker, is lonely, having wiped the memory of his one true love, MJ (Zendaya), and his best friend, Ned (Jacob Batalon).
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He has done so to protect them from harm, but is missing them, along with his beloved aunt May (Marisa Tomei).
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Spider-Man’s law enforcement contact, Detective Jean DeWolff (Liza Colon-Zayas), can see that he is doing it tough and says as much.
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And then a new threat, the most nefarious yet, arises.
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It starts with an armed tank rampaging through New York that Spider-Man can’t seem to stop in its tracks.Â

The driver of the vehicle appears to have been telepathically possessed.
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Behind the rampage is an attempt to free criminal mastermind Scorpion (Michael Mando), who Spidey put away in the film Spider-Man: Homecoming.
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But in truth there is far more to it and that relates to the Department of Damage Control, run by Bill Metzger (Tramell Tillman).
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Spider-Man calls upon two members of the Avengers, Yelena Belova/aka Black Widow (Florence Pugh) and Bruce Banner/aka The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) for insights.
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Also on the case is Spidey adversary, vigilante Frank Castle (Jon Bernthal).
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All this toing and froing leads to mind manipulator extraordinaire Jean Grey (Sadie Sink), who has an axe to grind with the Department of Damage Control.Â

See what I mean. Confusing. More and more plotting isn’t necessarily a good thing. And all this while Spider-Man is having constant flashbacks.
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The whole enchilada started to wear thin.
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At its most basic, Spider-Man: Brand New Day needed tightening.
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There is nothing fundamentally wrong with most of the performances.
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Tom Holland is virtually asked to run rings around his character and he does the best he can with the material with which he has to work.
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It is the seventh time Holland has donned the tights, the eighth if you count a brief, uncredited cameo in one of the four crossover titles.
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Zendaya displays smarts and emotional intelligence as MJ.
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Jacob Batalon is an enthusiast as Ned.

Michael Mando stings as Scorpion, while Jon Bernthal is full of bluster as the vigilante.
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Still, I can’t say I was all too convinced by Tramell Tillman as the director of the Department of Damage Control.
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Of course, Spider-Man continues to swing between buildings and the action sequences are well realised.
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But, frankly, there was nothing here that got me terribly excited, like I had been with earlier Spider-Man movies.Â

It felt like the filmmakers, writers Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, and director Destin Daniel Cretton were trying too hard to impress.
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Rated M, Spider-Man: Brand New Day scores a 6½ out of 10.
