The Monkey (MA) - 98 minutes
- Alex First
- Feb 21
- 3 min read
This is a film with heaps of dastardly monkeying about.
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Over the top. You betcha. It revels in beheadings, spearing, disembowelment  and explosions. Human splatter is everywhere.
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No, I am not trying to turn you off, for this is a pitch-black comedy, based on a 1980 short story by Stephen King, written and directed by Osgood Perkins (Longlegs).
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The Monkey follows a man named Hal Shelburn, who is terrorised by a drum-banging toy primate that heaps misfortune on whoever possesses it.
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We follow Hal and his minutes older twin brother Bill, who treats Hal shamefully.
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It covers two timeframes – 1999 and the present day.
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The boys were raised by their mother Lois (Tatiana Maslany).
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That was because one day their father Shelburn (Adam Scott) – a pilot – went out to buy a packet of cigarettes and never returned home.
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Hal first comes across the monkey among his dad’s belongings in a storage closet.
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As Shelburn travelled, he collected keepsakes for the boys.
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Be that as it may, the simian is a portent of doom.
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Bug eyed, once the key on the back of the animal is turned, all hell breaks loose.
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When the monkey bangs his drum people die – always.

After their beloved, quirky and caring mum croaks it, the youngsters are brought up by their aunt and uncle.
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And you can guess what happens to them.
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It is not if they are knocked off, but how.
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The boys try to eliminate the chimp by chopping it up and throwing it down a dry well, but it always finds a way to return and wreak more havoc.
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A quarter of a century later, its mercilessness shows no signs of abating, even though the brothers have been estranged for years.
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Now Hal, a single, separated father, is trying to save his own son the emotional turmoil he faced by seeing him only very sparingly.
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But the truth will out, as Bill comes back into the picture.
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Incidentally, the only time we see the boy’s father is at the start of the film.
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Dressed in bloodied pilot’s uniform he is trying to pawn the monkey, with disastrous consequences.
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It simply sets the scene for what is to follow.
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Osgood Perkins has taken liberties with the Stephen King book.
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In short, he has personalised it.
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The most significant change is the addition of a twin. Perkins wanted that brotherly dynamic – toxic though it is – because that is how he grew up.
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To say that The Monkey is a wild ride it a gross understatement.
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It is horror mixed with humour.
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Distasteful and over the top though some will regard it, others will wholeheartedly embrace it.
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It is such an extreme movie that capitalises on excess.
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A line in the film references the fact that everyone will die sometime.
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I appreciated the representation of the opposite good and bad twins by Christian Convery as children and by Theo James as adults.
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Tatiana Maslany’s laid-back attitude as their mum also strikes a chord.
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Osgood Perkins has embraced the grizzly and the absurd.Â
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As a result, The Monkey is the sort of film where you must suspend belief and simply run with it to appreciate it. Don’t dig too deeply into the plot.
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Among the most memorable scenes is one early on where a priest delivers a matter-of-fact eulogy.
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And then there is imagery of the less than conventional ways to cark it, some of which will remain with me for a long time.
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One thing is certain, The Monkey is a killer all right.
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Rated MA, it scores a 7 out of 10.
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